Politics p.37

Keir Starmer’s plan to bring in compulsory digital ID cards might be just the thing to unite the Left and Right – against him

Fox News is still treating Donald Trump’s broken escalator as a 5-alarm crisis but their concerned takes are just an endless parade of self-owns

JD Vance wants you to stop calling people ‘Nazi’ and basically the entirety of the internet said the same thing

Karoline Leavitt was totally shook by a reporter’s suggestion that Trump might be profiting from his presidency – 13 gold-plated comebacks

JD Vance condemned one side of political violence and conveniently skipped his own party’s highlight reel (but these A++ comebacks didn’t)

Nigel Farage is wanging on about migrants eating swans and no-one nails it like the magnificent Emily Maitlis

Nigel Farage trolled Ed Davey’s state of mind and of all the A++ comebacks the Lib Dem leader knocked the rest out the park

Jesse Watters’ Fox News reaction to Donald Trump’s minor escalator mishap was so OTT it went into orbit – 15 bombproof comebacks

Nigel Farage has gone full Trump with a dog-whistling claim that immigrants are eating the swans – 15 scathing responses

Donald Trump lectured the UN on climate change and your brain will melt out of your ears – 15 A++ responses trying to make sense of anything right now

Donald Trump told the entire world ‘Your countries are going to hell’ and the whole of America cringed itself inside out – 17 favourite responses from the other side of the Atlantic

Boris Johnson lamented that young people are ‘the wettest generation since the Flood’, and got brutally owned – 18 top takedowns

The deputy director of Donald Trump’s ICE defended her lack of qualifications for the role and was mocked into next year – 15 most arresting takedowns

Donald Trump promised to reduce drug prices ‘by 1,000%’ and these 17 comebacks were calculated to be very funny indeed

Virtually Trump’s entire Cabinet showed up for Charlie Kirk’s memorial and everyone had the same question