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Donald Trump just claimed he invented the word ‘equalise’ and these 13 people surely said it best

The Pope was asked if he had any message for the United States and it was a brutal one-word burn for the ages

Donald Trump forgot a not unimportant detail at this executive order signing and it’s a proper eye-opener

Everyone assumes the sad sack Trump is talking about here is Elon Musk and the more he says, the funnier it gets

A reporter asked Trump about the Qatari jet, and he started wittering on about golf – 21 impressive shots

Robert F Kennedy Jr said the MMR vaccine contained aborted fetal tissue and millions of DNA fragments and was schooled into next year

This collection of Trump basically saying ‘I don’t know’ to the most important questions prompted no end of Maga fury and it just made it even better

Qatar is reportedly gifting Trump a $400 million replacement for Air Force One, which he will keep after he leaves office – 17 scathing objections

Dr. Oz says it’s people’s patriotic duty to be healthy to save taxpayers’ money – 15 resounding facepalms

A Trump supporter’s attempt to troll British critics of the president saw him comprehensively put in his place

A MAGA posted a deranged three word description of the new pope and everyone made the same (very funny) joke

Karoline Leavitt said the Library of Congress had ‘inappropriate books for children’ and was schooled into next year

Donald Trump had some exceptionally basic questions about what he’s signing and got people asking how exactly the White House is being run right now

JD Vance’s jaw-dropping defence of Trump’s tariff bonanza was the very opposite of the slam dunk he thought it was

Trump chose a wellness influencer he doesn’t know to be Surgeon General because RFK Jr. ‘thinks she’s fantastic’ – What could possibly go wrong?