Weird World p.13

Elon Musk’s assassination ‘joke’ was so misjudged that even he deleted it – only 13 responses you need

People have been sharing the most ridiculous arguments they had with a stupid person – 17 proper humdingers

Andrew Tate said ‘peak female performance is pregnancy’ and of all the fabulous comebacks this one was the absolute summit

A Taylor Swift ‘fan’ burned all her records after she endorsed Kamala Harris and was owned into next year

Donald Trump said migrants were ‘taking geese from the park’ and of all the funny comebacks, this one made us honk loudest

People have been sharing their most tenuous historical claims to fame – 17 eye-opening links to the past

Turns out Trump’s ‘eating the cats and dogs’ rant goes perfectly with the piano bit from Peanuts and it’s just fabulous

This fabulous tale of a firm’s ‘new starter’ who didn’t look like the person they interviewed is a proper hall of famer

The fabulous moment the Mail took this spoof Tory MP seriously has gone viral again and it’s a proper treat

People are sharing their ‘goofiest low stakes conspiracy theories’ and these 19 eye-openers will have you believing

The accidental comedy gold of this ‘police warning letter’ is surely the most eye-opening thing you’ll read today (NSFW)

The unexpected payoff to this Olympic swimmer’s obituary is surely the most fabulous thing you’ll read this week

This hair-raising misunderstanding about a wig brought the police to the door – and it just never gets old

This cringeworthy A.I. mock-up of Trump and Musk dancing is making people regret the invention of the internet – and dancing

People are getting riled up over spoon etiquette and it’s the most British thing we’ve ever seen