Weird World p.29

Just when that Willy Wonka story can’t get any funnier, along comes ‘The Unknown’ (wait for it!)

This glimpse into the Princess Diana Memorial Group on Facebook is the funniest thing you’ll read today

This wedding ceremony objection came from a most unlikely source and it’s just fabulous

People have been sharing their favourite ‘lowest stake conspiracy theories’ and this one knocked the rest out of the park

Metro got horny with its headlines again but when people saw the satellite image it began to make sense

You don’t have to use Slack to enjoy this magnificent joke at the expense of an old employer but it definitely helps

There’s a pilates teacher called Pontius and they just missed the biggest open goal you’ll see this year

There were some very satisfying replies to this Home Depot ‘challenge’ and this one beat all-comers

“I’ve just eaten 20 Creme Eggs in one sitting… What shameful things have you done lately?”

People have been sharing the most scandalous stories from their rural Ireland village and it’s a wild ride from start to finish

The ‘insurance note’ this person sends in their expensive Amazon purchases is very funny and next-level genius

People shared the long held beliefs they were so sad to find out weren’t true – 27 absolute crackers

Would-be zombies had to show off their moves for these Walking Dead auditions – and it’s ridiculously funny

There’s not enough facepalm in the world for this Christian bigot’s question

What in the Barbara Cartland is going on with this house for sale on Rightmove?