Weird World p.3

A GB News presenter just complained about ‘stupid EU bottle caps’ and was owned into next year

Sarah Vine complained about not having a seat on the train but the twist in the tail had people hollering into next week

Someone spotted an AI generated poster for canned goods in their local shop and it’s hilariously bizarre – 17 facepalms

23 most unfortunate times people forgot something and totally lived to regret it

The ‘reverse-ageing’ billionaire tweeted about his partner’s ‘top one per cent vaginal microbiome’, and the jokes kept coming – 17 of the best

People shared the British things that are totally normal to us but utterly baffling to visitors – 23 proper eye-openers

This woman was relentlessly bothered by a creepy old classmate to the point where she had no choice but to go nuclear and it was just fabulous

A conspiracy theorist insisted that the earth is young because it’s ‘biblically supported’, and got dragged from Genesis to Revelation – 17 scathing responses

An American gym goer blamed women for making it hard for him to work out and was brutally owned into next week

Matt Le Tissier just had a furious row with an AI bot about chemtrails and as a snapshot of where we are now, it’s hard to beat

People were asked for their favourite ‘combo-shops’ selling wildly different things – 19 straight from the very top tier

The story of RFK Jr cutting the penis off a dead raccoon ‘to study later’ may not be as black and white as it seems, but the reactions are what the internet was invented for – 31 funny favourites

A woman gave this potty-mouthed ‘family values’ guy just a little taste of his own medicine and he took it just as well as you’d expect

A tinfoil hatter questioned why the Artemis II crew landed in the sea and ended up burnt to a crisp – 13 splashing takedowns

The infuriating marking of this child’s maths homework is a top drawer fail for the ages but not everyone was getting it