Weird World p.31

The Guardian had a Christmas health and safety warning about ‘penile fractures’ and everyone took the mickey – 14 favourites

30 of the most jaw-dropping facepalms that went viral in 2023

Matt Le Tissier spotted a ‘conspiracy’ on the NHS website and scored own goal of the season

This house on Rightmove won the funniest and most unexpected (and short-lived) property listing of the year

These hilarious logo fails which should never have got past the first draft were one of the treats of 2023

Brits shared their weirdest Christmas traditions – 21 star suggestions

This tale of a homemade Christmas card gone hilariously wrong is an evergreen festive classic

Tesco recalled Christmas stuffing because it may contain moths and it prompted a festive feast of puntastic gags – 23 favourites

People are sharing terrible first dates that were so bad they’re funny – 17 nightmare match-ups

There’s a very well camouflaged snow leopard somewhere in this picture and it’s melting brains everywhere

This already had us facepalming into next week … and then along comes the payoff

This local newspaper letter’s ‘absolute handbrake turn’ of a second paragraph has just gone viral again and it’s a proper jaw-dropper

This old ‘Dear atheists’ comeback went into orbit again and, like the dinosaurs, it never gets old

This pregnant woman had a hilariously NSFW response to her pushy mother-in-law’s demand to be at the birth

‘Still the greatest answer of all time on TV’