Weird World p.7

Crime doesn’t pay – especially if you do it like these smugglers who failed Watermelon 101

This robot may be freakily good at running, but it’s how they’ve dressed it that got everyone talking

Nothing says ‘tax the rich properly’ like the existence of 24-carat gold chicken wings

It’s fair to say this piano-playing ‘therapy horse’ has more neighsayers than fans

Everyone’s copying this 11-year-old Indonesian boat dancer after he went wildly viral with his too cool for school smooth moves

19 times ‘the customer is always right’ was proven hilariously, magnificently wrong

Could CNN’s avocado advice be the most useless kitchen tip of all time? You decide

Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to ban ‘weather modification and geoengineering of all kinds’ and of all the A++ responses this one hit hardest

A cryptobro asked if anyone could possibly have a better life than him and of all the fabulous takedowns this one chimed loudest

21 hilariously inventive and unlikely solutions from the fabulous ‘Redneck Engineering’ on Reddit

American anti-vaxxer Naomi Wolf aired a conspiracy theory about UK clouds and got owned sky high – 17 withering replies

This all-time-great flat-Earther nonsense was light years from the gotcha she thought

We’re still pretty stuck on this hilarious self-own by a conspiracy theorist trying to prove that vaccines make people magnetic

Somebody tried to eat ‘the hottest curry in London’ and it went as well as you’d expect – 15 eye-watering responses

23 of the funniest and most unexpected plot twists from the fabulous ‘Hol’ up, wait a min’ on Reddit