Trump’s latest job figures weren’t the big-up Fox News was hoping for and their comedy reverse ferret is a supremely satisfying watch – 13 A++ responses

Diane Morgan’s hilarious speech at her honorary degree ceremony is a masterclass in how it should be done

A Maga mocked detainees headed for ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ and this A++ comeback totally nailed the state of Donald Trump’s USA right now

There’s quite the uproar about It’s Always Sunny star Rob McElhenney rebranding as ‘Rob Mac’ – 14 favourite reactions

Piers Morgan told Rachel Reeves ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out the kitchen’ and this A++ comeback wrote itself

That’s not my body part… A parody about getting older, based on the ‘That’s not my’ series

Kemi Badenoch said Labour should have had a plan for welfare reform after 14 years in opposition, and shares in irony tripled in value

15 clapbacks to the Speaker urging people to ‘give up their personal preferences for the greater good’ of Trump’s billionaire cashgrab bill

12 ace facts about Wimbledon served to you with love

Someone asked people not originally from the UK what British people take for granted – 23 things we don’t appreciate enough

Man versus period pain was only ever going to go one way

These 17 people played by the rules but still stuck it to the man in magnificent fashion – 17 supremely satisfying takedowns

People shared ways of politely ending a conversation with someone who won’t stop talking – 25 funniest (and effective) shutdowns

The cat falls flat: new animated Cat in the Hat movie trailer leaves Twitter uninspired – 13 especially catty responses

The Bank of England asked people to help redesign its bank notes – 9 especially inventive early front runners

NBA legend Tony Parker built a 24/7 Nando’s restaurant inside his house and Twitter is starving now – the 13 hungriest responses

Kirstie Allsopp was shocked to find no-one else in her Tube carriage and ended up magnificently owned into next week

Donald Trump said he’d cancelled inflation in the US and reality begged to differ – these 9 people said it best