NBA legend Tony Parker built a 24/7 Nando’s restaurant inside his house and Twitter is starving now – the 13 hungriest responses

Kirstie Allsopp was shocked to find no-one else in her Tube carriage and ended up magnificently owned into next week

Donald Trump said he’d cancelled inflation in the US and reality begged to differ – these 9 people said it best

Liam Gallagher had the most Gallagheresque last word after a Green Day fan pranked the band with an impromptu rendition of Wonderwall

Donald Trump threatened to arrest his newest political opponent and these 13 responses aren’t just on-point, they’re essential

An Oxford graduate’s devastating take on this Netflix drama about an American in Oxford went wildly viral and he totally nailed it

Donald Trump said his next job would be to deport people born in the US – 17 gobsmacked and totally on-point responses

There’s more than a sprinkle of Hollywood magic about Gene Kelly breaking his ‘no Singing in the Rain’ rule for the Muppets

Nigel Farage is furious this council leader won’t take down its Pride flag and these 13 fabulous comebacks are all worth running up the pole

What can you do when your 4th of July Donald Trump piñata is too pale? Break out the Cheetos, of course!

Someone claimed you could replace this classic piece of architecture with ‘literally any house and it would still look fantastic’ – 14 claims to the contrary

“New balls, please!” Eyes down for Wimbledon Bingo!

This all-time-great flat-Earther nonsense was light years from the gotcha she thought

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

We’re still gobsmacked at the LBC caller who claimed his Roots tattoo proved he wasn’t racist – and Levar Burton’s A++ response

Trump was asked how long ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ detainees will stay in Florida, and turned into the final boss of confusion

Donald Trump is giddy with excitement about his new ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ detention centre in Florida – 17 entirely appalled responses

Donald Trump said he would ‘have to take a look’ at deporting ally turned bitter nemesis Elon Musk – 17 stunned and totally on-point responses