Trump was asked how long ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ detainees will stay in Florida, and turned into the final boss of confusion

Donald Trump is giddy with excitement about his new ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ detention centre in Florida – 17 entirely appalled responses

Donald Trump said he would ‘have to take a look’ at deporting ally turned bitter nemesis Elon Musk – 17 stunned and totally on-point responses

This public bathroom only has a baby changing station in the women’s and the parents in the comments aren’t having it

The Glastonbury duet nobody asked for

Millennials reveal what they couldn’t care less about in their homes, and it honestly sounds pretty nice

An American was bemused why he always lost weight in Europe and these Europeans were only too happy to help

Elon Musk just declared war on Donald Trump and his ‘big beautiful bill’ and everyone said the same thing

A bigoted ‘proud American’ trolled the Democrats’ NY mayoral candidate for eating like this and was magnificently owned into next year

This Olympic rugby player’s perfect clapback to being body-shamed is still one of the hottest burns we’ve seen

Donald Trump has released a new fragrance for men and women called ‘Victory 45-47’ – 17 sweet-smelling takedowns

The internet isn’t exactly impressed by this infuriating so-called hack for making a sandwich, but the snark was pretty tasty

There’s never a bad time to rewatch these fine Irishmen absolutely shred a YouTuber’s anti-immigration bigotry

Test your observational skills by spotting the 13 deliberate mistakes in this 1963 puzzle for children

The ‘How to pretend you’re abroad even though you’re stuck in the UK starter pack’ – 9 holiday essentials

Richard Tice called for the return of Wimbledon line judges, and the takedowns were ace – 15 absolute smashers

A senator whined about missing a beach trip to debate Trump’s healthcare-grabbing bill, and got owned all the way back to Pennsylvania

Someone asked about places in the UK that look posh but don’t quite live up to their reputation – 21 striking nominations