Donald Trump said no-one uses the word ‘groceries’ any more – 13 funniest and totally on-point responses in your bagging area

Emily Maitlis calling out ‘racist’ Rupert Lowe went wildly viral and it’s an important, essential watch

Donald Trump just said Hitler made a speech at the Eiffel Tower and was schooled into next year

13 things that humans do that aliens might think are weird!

The first ‘Reform UK’ pub has opened in Blackpool and for some reason not everyone’s a fan – 19 responses worth raising a glass to

Over-30s have been sharing their most valuable life advice – 19 words of wisdom actually worth listening to

‘Turkey peace talks’

Donald Trump tried to shrug off Putin’s peace talks no-show and was owned into next week

Victoria Derbyshire asked Reform UK’s newest MP precisely how they would stop the boats and her response said it all

People have been sharing the weirdest rules their parents used to make them follow – 17 most bizarre boundaries

Robert F Kennedy Jr was given a hilarious jump scare by a Senate hearing protestor and everyone made the same joke

Robert F Kennedy Jr had a once-in-a-lifetime moment of self-awareness and the entirety of the internet responded as one

Donald Trump’s been bigging up his Qatari hosts and this exchange in particular had global supplies of cringe plunging to record lows

‘What is something Brits say they do, but then do a totally different thing?’ – 22 completely contradictory statements

An anti-vax conspiracy theorist fell for an obviously fake Latin translation of AstraZeneca, and got owned to the stars and back

‘Which movie title would make the worst possible name for a dating app?’ – 21 wildly unsuitable but incredibly funny suggestions

Someone said that Google’s AI responses had ruined its search function, but the internet begged to differ – 17 funny favourites

A Democrat broke out his ‘bullsh*t detector’ when Kristi Noem refused to admit Trump had shared a doctored image of a man they illegally deported