A Reform supporter has suggested that 72p a week is all you need to spend for a child’s breakfast – 16 delicious takedowns

Nigel Farage’s claim of a 45 per cent chance of becoming PM caused a predictable influx of scepticism – 15 favourite reactions

Pete Hegseth continues the Foxification of the Pentagon by ‘ordering a hair and make-up studio’ at taxpayers’ expense

‘What’s something really normal in the UK that visitors find completely baffling?’ – 23 very British oddities

Which discontinued chocolate bars do you miss the most? Pick your favourite 3 and we’ll do all we can to bring them back

People shared things they do in a hotel room but would never dream of doing at home – 21 of the funniest and most totally on-point

This dude just got to ask a question in the White House and nothing better illustrates the state of US democracy right now

Never forget the moment these young nugget fans broke Jamie Oliver’s healthy heart

This American comedian’s take on why he flipped from Democrat to Republican had people facepalming into next year

Donald Trump’s epic China tariffs reverse ferret got all the responses it deserved – 15 devastating tax free takedowns

This Welsh pizza shop’s spirited homage to Grease – the musical – is the one that you want

This hilarious Weakest Link fail gets better and better but the payoff is simply next-level

19 truly detested words and phrases. What’s missing from the list?

Elon Musk is leaving the White House to spend more time watching the Tesla share price tank – 13 ferocious farewells

Donald Trump said the price of eggs had fallen so much they were basically giving them away and got fact checked til he farted

If there’s an Olympic event for folding jeans, this has gold-medal winner written all over it

Prepare to hate this advert for a controversial cheating app, which is so dystopian it beggars belief

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week