Garron Noone’s review of this very fancy sandwich can be filed under ‘harsh, but fair’ (NSFW)

An ‘alpha male’ proudly boasted how he refused to help a woman lift stuff in his building and ended up brutally owned

Andrew Tate said he was volunteering to fight in the ‘battle of Greenland’ and was owned to within an inch of his life

Ted Cruz said becoming American was the ‘greatest gift anyone could wish for’ and the rest of planet Earth responded as one

‘What completely innocent, but mildly infuriating thing does your better half regularly do?’ – 18 irritating entries for the divorce papers

The Daily Show posted a mind-boggling game of Spot the Difference with America’s Iraq and Venezuela announcements, and it’s uncanny

People are cheering on this Dutch worker’s brilliant smackdown of the American manager trying to ruin their work-life balance

Trump crushed María Corina Machado’s hopes of being Venezuela’s president ‘because she had the gall to accept the Nobel Peace Prize’ – 18 takedowns of President Petty

‘What British tradition do you think will disappear in the next 10 years?’ – 21 customs hovering on the brink of obscurity

Elon Musk bragged about dining with Donald Trump and basically the entirety of the internet responded as one

Marco Rubio was asked under what authority Trump would ‘run’ Venezuela and his answer (such as it was) is all you need to know

A guy’s first-time taste of Original Source mint shower gel sent this woman’s epic review viral again and it will surely never be bettered

Donald Trump was asked who he consulted before the Venezuela attack and his answer perfectly captured the abject state of the White House right now

That properly iconic clip of Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston on the red carpet just went wildly viral again and it’s the best thing either of them’s ever been in

Miley Cyrus has had it up to here with photographers yelling at her what to do and people loved her for it

Is it okay for a passenger to do a ‘thank you’ wave to another driver? This American disagreed with her British husband, and the internet indicated the correct etiquette

‘Bosses, what are most imaginative reasons people have called in sick?’ – 23 employees who really wanted a duvet day

Boris Johnson’s unlikely story about his five-year-old’s question about lamp post flags threatened UK stores of chinny reckon – 17 frank takedowns