5G doesn’t mean what Donald Trump thinks it means and it was a humiliating schoolboy error definitely worth screenshotting

This mum’s hilariously no-nonsense takedown of a phone scammer is a proper top 10 hall of famer

Andrew Tate said he’d never date a woman with a job and and it’s one of his most magnificent self-owns

They don’t make telly like this Cilla Christmas special, anymore …thankfully

‘The Guy Who Decides Christmas’ might just make you want to give him the sack

President Compassion strikes again with a message for worried shoppers: ‘Don’t be dramatic!’ – 15 replies that came with receipts

‘What’s the clearest sign that someone is genuinely doing well in life?’ – 17 indicators that somebody has their act together

Elon Musk was asked how he would start over with $1,000 and his incoherent answer reveals everything we need to know about him

Donald Trump wants parents to ration their children’s pencils and toys, if you were wondering how the economy is going – 18 replies ready to toss him in the bargain bin

Somebody asked about childhood misconceptions people have struggled to shake, and the answers will leave you feeling like an absolute genius

An anti-woke American claimed Europeans ‘cannot comprehend’ RFK Jr doing pull-ups in the airport, but it wasn’t the point he thought he was making

Somebody asked how Brits make ‘a quick cup of tea’ and the answers were as impassioned and silly as you’d expect

‘Toddlers chatting Christmas tree’ is as funny as it’s brilliantly accurate

When should parents stop buying their kids advent calendars? – 17 thoughts on whether people can outgrow Christmas countdowns

Ted Cruz responded to Joey Barton’s latest conviction with a dramatic meme about the death of free speech in the UK, and the UK spoke as freely as it gets

Open AI boss Sam Altman said he couldn’t imagine raising a baby without ChatGPT, and got roasted to a crisp – 18 top takedowns

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

White supremacist Nick Fuentes said women shouldn’t be allowed to vote and was owned straight back into his mom’s basement