25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Tucker Carlson says Trump will be like an angry dad giving “vigorous spankings” to “a bad little girl”, and people responded as one

An American asked if people in the UK put the kettle on every time someone knocks on the door – 22 deeply British responses

‘What should realistically be prohibited by law?’ – 16 perfectly legal things that should be banned immediately

Polls highly unlikely to shift after Trump-endorsing Mel Gibson says Kamala Harris has ‘the I.Q. of a fence post’

Lara Trump’s ’81 states’ geographical howler has gone viral all over again – 17 top takedowns

The sight of American Christians praying over Trump was too good for the internet to ignore – 19 biblical burns

This basketball star-turned psychologist’s brutal description of Elon Musk pulled no punches

‘What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen happen in a Wetherspoons?’ – 19 answers that will have you vowing to never drink again

‘What’s something you’ve always thought was normal until you realised other people didn’t experience it?’ 17 eye-opening responses

Richard E Grant’s tale of his daughter being treated badly as a runner prompted lots of other stories and this eye-opener knocked the rest out the park

A Brit asked Americans why they hate beans on toast so much and these people really didn’t hold back

You simply cannot guess hoOOooow ‘Marcia Brady’ pronounces werewolves – but you need to hear it for yourself

23 of the funniest and not entirely serious money-saving tips from ‘Frugal Jerk’ on Reddit

People have been sharing what’s ruined modern dating – 17 all too familiar tales of romantic woe

‘What is the dumbest way you’ve ever hurt yourself?’ – 24 ridiculous acts of self-imposed pain

People shared the ‘basic knowledge that a scary amount of people don’t know’ – 27 proper eye-openers

The ad for this ‘Eat This Book’ recipe book went wildly viral and it’s either the best or worst thing ever invented