This Conservative blog asked “Do you miss us yet?” and got the answers it deserved – 18 favourite takedowns

The Daily Mail’s Andrew Pierce asked an MP how his paper had ‘fanned the flames of hate’ and this A++ response was the only one you need

This protestor’s attempt to disguise their identity wasn’t the win they thought it was and this A++ comeback said it best

This straight-talking Scouser’s takedown of the rioters who burned down her local library had the entire internet cheering

These ‘Little Englanders’ will already have you facepalming into next week but the jaw-dropping payoff is simply incredible

This New York bar’s bathroom will fulfil every Titanic fan’s peeing dreams

Nothing to see here – just Robert F. Kennedy Jr. telling Roseanne Barr he staged a bear cub bicycle killing in Central Park

Liz Truss is speaking at the Edinburgh fringe and of all the fabulous comebacks this one surely said it best

James Blunt had the very best response for a man who said ‘not even’ his wife wanted to see him at the O2

Tommy Robinson complained he didn’t feel safe in his hotel hideaway after fleeing the UK and it was an off-the-scale self-own for the ages

This Olympian athlete’s effort was all pole and not a lot of vault

This woman’s Titanic defence of the rioters is giving people a sinking feeling

28 funny comments with a sporting chance of making you laugh at the Olympics

People have been sharing the unregulated things that should require a licence – 17 certifiably valid examples

There are only two types of traveller at the airport (and they’re usually married to each other) – which one are you?

People are sharing why they’re buying DVDs again and you don’t have to be a certain age to appreciate it – but it helps

People aren’t sure whether to congratulate or commiserate with the pole vaulter whose ‘extra pole’ ruined his medal chances

People suspect that Chris Morris must have scripted this wonderfully bizarre Nigel Farage ‘Cameo’ video