‘What’s are the little things you do ‘just in case’?’ – 21 odd and irrational safety measures people can’t function without

This Scottish MP’s magnificent takedown of Reform UK’s newest recruit was so brutal we thought he was going to cry

We weren’t fussed by Trump’s oddly bruised hand until Karoline Leavitt explained it like this and now we can’t stop thinking about it

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‘What public services have improved in the last 20 years?’ – 23 reasons to stop believing that the UK has gone down the drain

In ‘Free Speech’ news, the US plans to force tourists to hand over five years of social media posts before they’re allowed in – 27 tweets that definitely wouldn’t get through customs

The Dems watched Homeland Security boss Kristi Noem lie her way into their gotcha, and it was the perfect mic drop – 16 appreciative nods

The Time Person of the Year is the ‘Architects of AI’. Let that sink in – 18 facepalms visible from SpaceX

The Pope just made it very clear that he is not a Donald Trump fan – 15 replies sent straight from heaven

Elon Musk’s complaint about immigrants voting in America raised so many red flags but one in particular fluttered furiously

Donald Trump called Joe Biden a ‘sleepy son of a bitch’ and the Projection Police arrived on the scene in record time

A woman reporter wasn’t letting Hegseth’s ‘double tap’ strike go and Trump’s furious response didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

Bob Mortimer’s got a new book out so what better time to share this all-time hall of famer TV moment

Susie Dent asked people about the excruciating times they mispronounced a word in public – 17 of the funniest and most unfortunate

Listening to Trump rant is one thing but seeing it written down is properly jaw-dropping and they don’t come any more extraordinary than this

Sharon simply wasn’t taking the blame for burning her dessert and the hilarious exchange that followed is one of Facebook’s finest

This Elon Musk superfan’s trolling of the EU totally blew up in her face and it was simply glorious

5G doesn’t mean what Donald Trump thinks it means and it was a humiliating schoolboy error definitely worth screenshotting