Donald Trump said he’d stopped a war between Cambodia and Armenia and it’s surely his funniest foul-up yet – 17 military-grade comebacks

Mike Johnson denounced calling political opponents ‘enemies of the state’ over policy differences, and the lack of awareness was visible from space

Steve the lazy horse will forever be an internet legend, and we don’t want to hear from the neigh-sayers

An ‘anti-woke warrior’ said this Palestinian athlete’s name meant ‘The Egyptian’ and was magnificently owned into next year

A troll claimed this picture of an Audi-driving flag shagger was ‘AI at its lefty worst’ and was schooled to the moon and back

Trump called Joe Biden ‘a mean SOB’, and told people not to have sympathy over his predecessor’s cancer diagnosis, if you were wondering how the party of peaceful discourse was going

Donald Trump reunited with Elon Musk at Charlie Kirk’s memorial and it was the very opposite of heartwarming – 13 of the funniest and most brutal responses

‘What’s the last thing someone gave you that you had to pretend to be grateful for?’ – 21 people who were forced to put in an Oscar-worthy performance

This baby name announcement in The Times left people shaken, not stirred – 16 responses that are licensed to thrill

Andrew Tate told Piers Morgan that people are too afraid to go out in London, and got owned from Hillingdon to Havering

Donald Trump accidentally publicised a private message to his Attorney General, asking her to prosecute his enemies faster – 17 stunned reactions

The Guy Who Decides Use-by Dates has a lot to answer for – but it’s still very funny

RIP, Beethoven. You would have loved this trombone-themed computer game

‘Tommy Robinson’ got deported from two countries in 24 hours. Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

‘What is something women do in private that will surprise men?’ – 17 habits that may be beyond the male imagination (NSFW)

This Ring doorbell footage of a man reaching out to his Muslim neighbours says so much about where we are right now

This viral letter nails how the meaning of ‘right’ and ‘left’ has changed in UK politics in the last 60 years

A Dutch comic absolutely roasted Disney for trying to please Trump, using footage from classic movies (NSFW!)