Donald Trump’s DC restaurant publicity stunt made him look like a right noodle when a women’s protest group served up something not on the menu

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Donald Trump called Joe Biden and his administration ‘mean’ for ‘what they did’ to the January 6 insurrectionists – 19 scathing comebacks

We regret to inform you that Andrea Jenkyns has been singing again – the only nine responses you need

Somebody asked about objects in people homes that make you say ‘Hang on, why do they have THAT?’ – 21 mind-boggling belongings

‘What upper-middle class problems do you have that you can’t complain about?’ – 17 privileged predicaments

Richard Tice may have dropped his boss right in it, after Susanna Reid tied him in knots over Farage’s stamp duty woes

‘What’s the adult equivalent of finding out Santa isn’t real?’ 15 earth-shattering revelations that come with adulthood

Donald Trump has been crowing about the cancellation of an award to Tom Hanks – 17 counterpoints to the presidential pettiness

15 funniest things people are saying about the Clacton house that Farage did or didn’t buy

Jeffrey Epstein’s estate has released the sleazy birthday message Donald Trump swore didn’t exist – 26 savage reactions

‘What job pays absurdly well just because no one else is willing to do it?’ – 21 careers that will sap your soul but make you a mint

‘What’s a skill that’s becoming useless faster than people realize?’ 15 abilities that are fast becoming a dying art

New details have emerged of the White House UFC cage match next year and these 15 responses perfectly sum up how far the US has fallen

Florida’s surgeon general said lifting vaccine mandates isn’t about data it’s about ‘right or wrong’ – 17 devastating and totally on-point responses

Fox News suffered ‘audio issues’ just as Donald Trump was booed at the US Open and it made the whole thing even funnier

JD Vance tried to praise Donald Trump for his ‘Marine Corps-style leadership’ and he couldn’t even finish his sentence without fact-checking himself into a magnificent self-own

Jeremy Clarkson complained about having to pay Angela Rayner’s wages and was brutally owned into next year