crime

19 funniest reactions to the unsurprising news that the Louvre’s security system password was ‘Louvre’

The low-effort jewellery heist at the Louvre hit the internet sweet spot, and these 27 funny takes are absolutely priceless

An American said you could make a fortune selling stab vests to the UK and these Brits owned him all the way back across the Atlantic

15 utterly unsurprised reactions to Karoline Leavitt casually dropping that the White House “reconfigured” the DC crime stats to justify sending in the National Guard

Jeanine Pirro played the ‘La, la, la. I’m not listening’ game with the DC crime figures, and the takedowns were so good they should be illegal

The internet is absolutely losing it at this fragile right-winger’s complaint about the rampant crime he witnessed in Washington, DC

Crime doesn’t pay – especially if you do it like these smugglers who failed Watermelon 101

An American ‘liberty maximalist’ took aim at knife crime in the UK and these Brits brutally put them in their place

Some political commentators are trying to detoxify their social media posts with a useless disclaimer – 25 spectacular owns

Surely the most relatable car ‘crime’ you’ll read about this week

Susan Hall doubled down on her ‘pickpocketing’ story and Nick Ferrari owned her into next year

Tory mayoral hopeful Susan Hall thinks she was ‘pickpocketed’ and it’s the most hatstand tale you’ll hear this year

This must be the best question ever asked at a police press briefing

19 favourite reactions to the release of Rudy Giuliani’s mugshot

Donald Trump has been indicted for a third time and the internet can’t stop cheering – 27 hurrahs