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The White House released a weirdly honest health update about Donald Trump and basically the entire internet said the same thing

JD Vance had a question for everyone not letting the Epstein story drop and it was a glorious self-own so big you could see it from the moon

The man who wrote a Trump presidency into the Simpsons in 2000 went full prophet to predict his imminent downfall

Donald Trump claimed he’d made Coke great again and if it was an attempt to distract from Epstein then Gavin Newsom’s A++ comeback really burst his bubble

Donald Trump has managed to squeeze yet more gold into the Oval Office, and the internet dragged His Supreme Tackiness – seventeen 24-carat nuggets

Donald Trump tried to put the Epstein ‘hoax’ behind him and the more he says the worse it gets in this jaw-dropper of a 2-minute rant

Trump berated the idiot who appointed the chair of the Federal Reserve and the punchline was predictable but no less magnificent for it

Donald Trump’s entirely fact-checkable tale of how his uncle taught the Unabomber at MIT fell to pieces like a Trump University degree

Can somebody get a translator for this incoherent Donald Trump quote? Trying to guess what any of these numbers mean is surely a trillion to one shot

Donald Trump says it’s okay for him to rig elections, but if California tries something similar, it’s outrageous corruption – 18 vote-winning comebacks

Donald Trump claimed the Epstein files were made up by Biden and Obama and global chinny reckon supplies hit critical lows – 14 totally on-point comebacks

Donald Trump said only ‘bad people’ were interested in the ‘boring’ Epstein case and the entirety of the internet put him straight

Donald Trump still thinks his cognitive test was an IQ test, and suggests ‘low-IQ’ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should take one

Greg Gutfeld wants people to call him a Nazi but it wasn’t the libtard takedown he thought it was – 13 of the fiercest and most on-point comebacks

A little birdie tells us that Donald Trump may have lied about winning another golf tournament, and the internet came out swinging – 17 top takes