Pete hegseth

Pete Hegseth said there’s only one tiny reason the Hormuz Strait is not safe right now and just won understatement of the millennium

Pete Hegseth’s September Pentagon budget of $93 billion included 22 million for lobster, steak, and doughnuts – and a 98k grand piano. 19 snappy comebacks

Donald Trump was asked to clarify if it was the ‘beginning’ or the ‘end’ of the war and his answer totally nailed the state of the man and his presidency

Pete Hegseth bragged he ‘only speaks American’ at a summit with Latin American leaders and these 15 A++ replies needed no translation

SNL’s cold open skit of Pete Hegseth was almost too close to the blustering Secretary of War for comfort – 19 five-star reviews

Pete Hegseth said Trump had redrawn the global map to create a ‘Greater North America’ and set global alarm bells ringing

This Brit reporter wasn’t taking Pete Hegseth’s ‘no’ for an answer and more of this sort of thing please

Pete Hegseth’s totally unhinged rant on the war with Iran was properly jaw-dropping – 17 responses that said it best

A woman reporter dared ask Pete Hegseth a question he didn’t like and the hissy fit that followed didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

Pete Hegseth just declared war on Harvard for being ‘woke’ – 15 military grade comebacks

The US Army bragged about using AI but it’s not the slam-dunk they thought it was – 17 totally human takedowns

Pete Hegseth tried out his tough guy act over Venezuela and he’s such a small man you need a microscope to see him – 15 savagely entertaining putdowns

Pete Hegseth is so bad at his job, one of his former colleagues just trashed him on the most right-wing news show in America

Pete Hegseth appeared to think the ‘fog of war’ is quite literally a fog and was hilariously shot down in flames

This ironic White House name tag typo accidentally summed up the not-so-subtle vibe of this current administration