ted cruz

When it comes to publicly groveling in front of Donald Trump, Ted Cruz just lowered the bar to subterranean levels

Ted Cruz has a wild take on who is behind the No Kings rally and it proves Magas don’t understand how peaceful protests work

Ted Cruz’s unexpected call for action on paedophiles was the ultimate ‘misspoke’ for the ages

Ted Cruz got the whitewash out to erase this Charlie Kirk graffiti and it went viral for all the wrong reasons

Ted Cruz said he didn’t speak to President Joe Biden for four years, and it was a self-own visible from Cancun – 15 top takedowns

Ted Cruz said Glastonbury was the ‘base of the Democrat party’ and was schooled into next year

Ted Cruz said he let the Bible dictate his foreign policy and just for once Tucker Carlson spoke for us all

Tucker Carlson just magnificently humiliated Ted Cruz and basically the entire internet was asking itself the same question

The worst person you know just made a great point – watch Tucker Carlson absolutely drag Ted Cruz for not knowing anything about Iran

Ted Cruz claims there’s a Democrat plot to replace Joe Biden with Michelle Obama – because of course he does

Liz Truss is fighting the ‘battle of ideas’ alongside Ted Cruz and it’s a marriage made in Twitter mockery heaven

Ted Cruz fell for a 12-year-old internet hoax and got mocked to Cancun and back

Ted Cruz gave Texans cold-weather advice and everybody made the same joke

Comeback of the day

Ted Cruz trolled Joe Biden and this shutdown wins all the votes