the UK

A poll found that boomers don’t want England to get a Bank Holiday if the Three Lions win the World Cup – 15 generationally savage reactions

More British people want Count Binface to win the Clacton by-election over Nigel Farage, according to a new Ipsos poll – and now people are litter-ly daring to hope

The NHS plans to reward people for walking 30 minutes a day with discounts and vouchers – 18 reactions to put a spring in your step

This British man who vanished while travelling to the World Cup was found living his best life in a pub in Spain, and truly this is what real freedom looks like

Royal Mail finally delivered this man’s magazine from 2007 – 19 first class responses to really write home about

Reform UK’s Essex County Council are starting meetings with Christian prayers and ending by singing the national anthem, and the video will make you wish you didn’t have ears

JD Vance blamed “migration” for Henry Nowak’s murder and called for “righteous anger” in response, and Brits were quick to tell him to maybe sit this one out

This ring cam footage of a kind woman named Lynn calling round to her neighbours on a specific mission is honestly the most heartwarming thing you’ll watch today

Campaigners trolled Tommy Robinson’s Unite the Kingdom march with a screen showing pro-immigration messages, and one poor snowflake was so triggered he tried to destroy it

Keir Starmer responded to Labour’s election crisis by bringing in fresh blood like Gordon Brown and Harriet Harman, announced in a weird video – 20 amused and baffled responses

People are imagining what it will be like when Reform UK councillors turn up for their new jobs – 17 bleakly funny predictions and reactions

Someone asked for the best pub quiz team names they’ve ever heard – 22 jackpot-winning answers

You’d have a hard time finding someone who can mimic the UK’s accents better than the brilliant Jason Isaacs

Brits in Benidorm were asked about Churchill being replaced on the £5 banknote and the responses were a mix of hilarious and despairing

Belfast comedian Vittorio Angelone absolutely roasted ex-Tory MP Penny Mordaunt to her face for promoting a Saudi arms fair, and it’s squirm-inducing, glorious viewing