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Reform UK has received a total of £72m from crypto billionaires over two days, but Nigel Farage says they want “nothing” in return – 20 savage responses that are right on the money

The RNLI has warned volunteers not to wear its branded clothing because of threats from far right idiots, and it’s a terrifying, depressing sign of the times

People are furiously calling out the hypocrisy and double standards around the treatment of balaclava-wearing ‘Stop the Boats’ protestors in Dover

This die-hard supporter saying Donald Trump freed America from Great Britain’s rule shone a light into one ear of the MAGA skull, and it came straight out the other

A man snatched Alexander Isak’s shirt from a child Liverpool supporter, and he was rightly shamed into handing it over

UK AI Minister Kanishka Narayan released a video bigging up “British AI”, but sadly for him (and for us), the real story was in the background

Just 33 of the smartest, funniest, snarkiest reactions to the Government Emergency Alert text about wildfires

A £430m energy project had to be diverted because Harry Potter fans were upset it would pass through the ‘grave’ of a fictional elf, and people don’t know whether to laugh or cry

Primary schools in England will be told to identify “children at risk of future unemployment” – 18 savage responses in a class of their own

Turns out that “functionally illiterate” US workers earn about the same per hour as the average British worker, if you want a reminder of the wretched state of British salaries

A poll found that boomers don’t want England to get a Bank Holiday if the Three Lions win the World Cup – 15 generationally savage reactions

More British people want Count Binface to win the Clacton by-election over Nigel Farage, according to a new Ipsos poll – and now people are litter-ly daring to hope

The NHS plans to reward people for walking 30 minutes a day with discounts and vouchers – 18 reactions to put a spring in your step

This British man who vanished while travelling to the World Cup was found living his best life in a pub in Spain, and truly this is what real freedom looks like

Royal Mail finally delivered this man’s magazine from 2007 – 19 first class responses to really write home about