the US

Abdul El-Sayed politely bodied an Islamophobic audience member so thoroughly that he slinked away in shame, and it’s 4 minutes well worth your time

Donald Trump just called his supporters stupid to their faces, and their response didn’t speak volumes, it bellowed them

Donald Trump has made a deal with Putin for the US to buy Russian diesel to save his own hide, fuelling outrage from the rest of the world

Donald Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize again, and now everyone is laughing at him – including this year’s actual recipient

Tourism chiefs can’t understand why the number of visitors to the US has dropped by 2 million in the past year, and people are happy to solve the mystery for them

Ed Sheeran addressed the ‘Free Palestine’ controversy at the start of his concert, but it seems he might have just made things even worse

Of all the hits on Ed Sheeran this week, nothing can beat this devastatingly funny 15-second takedown by a woman living with cerebral palsy

Mark Carney made fun of Trump’s hand gestures during a speech, and the response shows just how much the world is laughing at the US right now

This 9/11 widow wasn’t afraid to call out Saudi Arabia for its alleged role in the attacks, and everyone is cheering her on for speaking so bluntly to power

Donald Trump and “Sleepy” Joe Biden both attended 9/11 anniversary events, but only one of them could stay awake, and the side-by-side comparison is brutal

Humour vacuum JD Vance attempted a joke about hanging out with Joe Biden at the 9/11 anniversary, and if possible it’s made him even more unlikeable and unpopular

Pete Hegseth is reportedly thinking of running for President in 2028 – 18 people drinking in the glorious comic potential of his campaign

American kids learn the names of the Great Lakes with the acronym ‘HOMES’, so renaming Lake Ontario will be a self-own for the ages

Turns out that “functionally illiterate” US workers earn about the same per hour as the average British worker, if you want a reminder of the wretched state of British salaries

There’s an outbreak of explosive diarrhoea in the US thanks largely to RFK Jr’s research cuts – 18 solid samples of toilet humour in response