US politics

JD Vance compared the US economy to the Titanic, and these 17 brutal takedowns might just give him that sinking feeling

A Democratic congressman wants to force Ice agents to wear QR codes as ID, and there’s not enough facepalm in the world – 18 unconvinced reactions

The US Department of Defense is adding Grok to its military networks. What could possibly go wrong? 18 explosive reactions

Donald Trump teased the possibility of changing the rules to grab a third term in office (again) – 15 Constitutional clap backs

The Daily Show posted a mind-boggling game of Spot the Difference with America’s Iraq and Venezuela announcements, and it’s uncanny

The US wants British supermarkets to sell chlorinated chicken, and people are rightly crying foul – 15 ‘cluck off’ messages for Trump

In ‘Free Speech’ news, the US plans to force tourists to hand over five years of social media posts before they’re allowed in – 27 tweets that definitely wouldn’t get through customs

The Dems watched Homeland Security boss Kristi Noem lie her way into their gotcha, and it was the perfect mic drop – 16 appreciative nods

Trump’s economy is doing so well that Fox News is telling people not to buy Christmas gifts for loved ones – 19 bleakly funny reactions

Zohran Mamdani called Trump a fascist in the Oval Office, with Trump’s permission – 20 priceless responses to the president’s love-in

Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene are breaking up in a very public and very vicious war of words and all any of us can do is watch in morbid fascination

Donald Trump boasted he had the “best ever” MRI result, but can’t say what body part they tested – 18 helpful suggestions to solve the mystery

Donald Trump dozing in the Oval Office is the gift that keeps on giving – 21 people Biden their time with fresh memes and jokes

Trump has updated the official White House website to troll Democrats and it’s as wild and petty as you imagine

This influencer launched ‘Hot Girls for Cuomo’ without buying the URL, and whoever bagged it and turned it into a list of Cuomo allegations – take the rest of the week off