That entire Rod Stewart “mock ISIS beheading” story as told through his records. It’s uncanny

Off his rock’n’roller Rod Stewart has apologised after he was filmed appearing to re-enact an Isis-style beheading in the desert.

2017, ladies and gentlemen!

Here’s the whole story told in Rod Stewart albums (and singles). It’s better that way.

Every Picture Tells A Story

Another Country

Foolish Behaviour

The First Cut Is The Deepest/The Killing of Georgie

Out of Order

I Was Only Joking

A Spanner in the Works

I Don’t Want To Talk About It

Never A Dull Moment

It’s All Over Now

(Did we miss any?)