19 favourite funny tweets inspired by children

11.

Nothing reveals your true parenting style more than a long family road trip.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) March 12, 2022

12.

Doctor said if I have a vasectomy I wouldn't have any kids, had the operation, got home, they're still there

— Harmeet (@SinghSahaaaab) March 13, 2022

13.

If your kids won’t stop talking about Minecraft just ask them if they’ve won yet. The question makes no sense and it will drive them insane. It’s very fun

— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) March 16, 2022

14.

Just had to explain to my toddler that the chicken animal is the same thing as the chicken food and I thought she was going to be concerned. Instead she’s chanting “tweet tweet, eat the bird” while shoveling nuggets in her mouth. 💀

— H.E. Edgmon (@heedgmon) April 1, 2022

15.

Me: Grab whatever you can from the bottom of the steps on your way up.
Kids: *Each grab one small item*
Me: *Walks up stairs with an armload of stuffed animals, a dirty sock jammed on each finger, 5 books balanced on my head, and sneakers clenched in my teeth*

— SpacedMom (@copymama) March 10, 2022

16.

I don't have kids but hell this destroyed me 😆 pic.twitter.com/5Vu4QoDeUZ

— That Baratheon Girl 🍷🇪🇺🌹 (@baratheongirl) March 19, 2022

17.

Nobody:

My 4-year-old in the car after a long silence: I’m evil.

— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 (@Tobi_Is_Fab) March 29, 2022

18.

5yo: What does adulting mean?

Me: It means being stuck listening to people’s boring stories when you just want to pull your underwear out of your crack and run away.

5yo pulls underwear out of the crack of her ass and runs away.

— Lori (@Cornjerker78) March 10, 2022

19.

if you shave your legs regularly and you’ve accepted that you *always* seem to miss a hair, you’re ready to have kids

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) March 19, 2022

BONUS

My 4yo has started saying “There it is!” every time the smoke alarm goes off and honestly I should just stop cooking dinner.

— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) March 31, 2022

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