Our 21 favourite funny reactions to the billionaire going head to head with the ageing process
This is almost certainly not the first time you’re seeing Bryan Johnson, the billionaire using every resource science has come up with to try and regain his youth. He has featured in various media outlets over the past few months, most recently the BBC and the New York Post.
I’m 45, a billionaire, obsessed with staying young — and hard to date https://t.co/EHaHnkXtyW pic.twitter.com/u7Vbkjbc5a
— New York Post (@nypost) August 11, 2023
It’s good to have a hobby, we suppose. His efforts have been met with a mixture of scepticism, bewilderment and mockery – which, coincidentally, is the firm of solicitors behind Trump’s defence.
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a falling piano has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time https://t.co/yrDZLG2JZT
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) August 13, 2023
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Honestly nearly every woman I know would far rather date a nice man in a cardigan with a bit of a gut who doesn't talk during strictly https://t.co/JJlxSD3EtS
— Erin Kelly #TheSkeletonKey (@mserinkelly) August 13, 2023
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"I'm 45, a billionaire, and instead of using my money to help mankind, I'm blowing it all trying to look like one of those canned, pallid, whole roast chickens in jelly" https://t.co/zNgKAlONYz
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) August 14, 2023
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What in the Boohoo sale final reductions is going on here pic.twitter.com/cMILNBImDC
— Gwdihŵ 🦉 (@youwouldknow) August 14, 2023
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52, food comma from eating so many roasties- https://t.co/r888zhtm0B pic.twitter.com/3OtvjwWQv6
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) August 12, 2023
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He looks like he'd be really clammy to touch https://t.co/6U1hAH2MJ6
— Neon Genesis Ewangelion (@EwaSR) August 13, 2023
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— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) August 14, 2023
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Most women just want a man who can have good sex after they have put on a big washing, take the dog out for a piss then heat you up a remanded pizza in the airfryer – https://t.co/yGsgyxSUdH
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) August 14, 2023
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We need to find out at exactly what dollar figure being rich turns you into a fucking weirdo and just stop letting people have that much money. https://t.co/h5Ahp3Sz5f
— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) August 13, 2023
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He’s 145, a billionaire, obsessed with staying young – and hard to date pic.twitter.com/mmRhlagFCt
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) August 14, 2023
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Looks like a slab of Cathedral City https://t.co/YN9Lg9LRpR
— Josh Barrie (@joshbythesea) August 13, 2023
