17 favourite things people are saying about the Kate Middleton saga right now

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Big O bout to pop out with a new interview with #KateMiddleton and ask “Did you disappear or were you disappeared?” pic.twitter.com/h616Uk2Foi

— I just might comply (@trinalew13) March 13, 2024

11.

Be mad if Kate Middleton headlines Glastonbury x pic.twitter.com/KA9M4sKVSt

— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) March 14, 2024

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Maybe Kate Middleton is just really focused on re-creating the Lover bodysuit in time for Eras Tour UK so she doesn’t have time to be seen right now

— sonya ⭐️ writing papers era (@TisTheDamnPhD) March 13, 2024

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Just got a debrief of the #KateMiddleton news from my wife and I imagine this is how she feels when I discuss my fantasy baseball team

— Jay (@theshamingofjay) March 13, 2024

14.

The real #KateGate is that the Royal Family spends millions of pounds annually in PR and image management, but the job could clearly be done better by a drunk toddler.

— joshstein.bsky.social (@thephilosotroll) March 13, 2024

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Husband: “So what’s the deal with all the Kate Middleton”

Me: “I thought you’d never ask.” *pulls out projector for my professional grade power point presentation*#KateGate #WhereIsKateMiddleton

— Cheryl B (@forevermrsccbb) March 13, 2024

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“Good morning Marchioness of Cholmondeley”

“It’s pronounced Chumley” pic.twitter.com/Si5l8DHVkc

— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) March 13, 2024

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My mom texts me like I have a straight line of communication to the royal palace. #WhereIsKate pic.twitter.com/JgFiIfxSyx

— Ellie Walls (@ellierosewalls) March 13, 2024

To conclude …

it’s so hard to bring up kate middleton to my non online friends cuz they will be like i’m sorry i just dgaf about the british royal family and im like I KNOOOOWW ME NEITHER LISTEN YOU FOOL!!

— youngmi mayer (@ymmayer) March 13, 2024

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This Washington Post cartoon on Kate and William went wildly viral and it’s absolutely savage