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People have been imagining what Matt Le Tissier is thinking here – 17 premier leaguers
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‘How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?’ pic.twitter.com/CKeUnBQOFa
— G 〓〓 (@GavinCurnow) April 9, 2024
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“You know, I’m beginning to think – the way he keeps on about it – that Vienna DOES mean something to Midge Ure. MI6? KGB? CIA?? What else is the New Romantic military industrial entertainment complex keeping from us?” pic.twitter.com/Kw6Qbl7AOS
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) April 9, 2024
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Those maps that say, “You are here!”
How do they know? pic.twitter.com/TERUo3Mk7m
— ©ol (@Bigshirtlesscol) April 10, 2024
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“Africa isn’t real. They just painted some stripes on horses.” pic.twitter.com/zIa6TCtuSA
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) April 10, 2024
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It’s called “Ovaltine”, despite the fact that the jar is round, and so is the cup. pic.twitter.com/jMClNiiXU2
— John Rain (@ItsJohnRain) April 10, 2024
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“I asked if he wanted sugar in his tea but he said he was sweet enough. I reckon he’d been vaccinated by the government with full fat coke” x pic.twitter.com/ywC2PVH9Ta
— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) April 9, 2024
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Wait, why DO birds suddenly appear every time I am near? pic.twitter.com/e6XMOjRmBh
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) April 9, 2024
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thinking about how the freezer is easy to open but then you close it and now its hard to open pic.twitter.com/U6kRrjQQ82
— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) April 9, 2024
And finally, this.
Just one day after Le Tissier bravely exposed our government’s dastardly scheme to control the weather, its stopped raining for the first time in about 9 months. Makes you think
— Gareth (@thehandofbeadle) April 10, 2024
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