25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
We were going to say that people would be in need of a laugh as an antidote to the election campaign, but between Tory self-sabotage and Ed Davey living his best life, it’s providing a lot more laughs than we were expecting.
But as funny as it might be to see Rishi Sunak posing next to exit signs or looking like he’s wearing Mickey Mouse ears, there’s nothing quite like having a trawl of the week’s best offerings from Twitter/X.
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— @[email protected] (@mrchrisaddison) June 2, 2024
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saying “this is before your time” to the dog whenever a song plays in the car bc he is two years old so it’s almost always true and always funny
— kels (@sweetnormie) June 2, 2024
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“Ted, are you interested in French cinema at all, Ted?”
“I wouldn’t know about that sir…” pic.twitter.com/utsnZNFJIc— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) June 3, 2024
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If you want the code from me, required to release the key, you must first solve these riddles three pic.twitter.com/vFJhzeEgSK
— Midge (@mxmclain) June 2, 2024
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“Um.” – 1st cow that got milked
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) June 3, 2024
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As we near bedtime, remember that some people here will have stripped their beds earlier today and forgotten all about it. I really feel for them.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 2, 2024
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Modern day sirens luring sailors onto the rocks but it's just the Lidl centre aisle bankrupting me.
— Richy Craven (@RichyCraven) June 3, 2024
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I identify as a financial conglomerate pic.twitter.com/IyYxClnZ6B
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) June 3, 2024
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New insult pic.twitter.com/nxFJ78n1Kw
— Universal Exporter (@FFF182) June 3, 2024
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My 7 year old asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.
— Drew (some assembly required) (@dmc1138) June 2, 2024
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This Catchphrase was NOT "cock ring" despite us shouting it repeatedly at the television. pic.twitter.com/meLadt1wsP
— Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan (@buntyhoven) June 5, 2024
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In a press release Heinz have said "We will NEVER make a Bolognese version of Alphabetti Spaghetti". They don't mince their words.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 5, 2024
