25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
[american civil war]
soldier: god this is terrible I hope no one reenacts this— Grant Tanaka (@granttanaka.bsky.social) April 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
14.
Not to brag, but Bjork wrote Big Time Sensuality after seeing me sing Careless Whisper outside a supermarket, dressed in my karate uniform.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) April 29, 2025 at 8:57 AM
15.
Hey, what are you doing I said stay here, oh no, not you too, this is getting irritating.
Me: Trying to get my ducks in a row.
— Smh-luckyme (@smh-luckyme.bsky.social) April 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
16.
The airport is the closest thing we have to Severance in real life. Airport Steven and Real Life Steven are not acquainted. We share no continuity. The decisions Airport Steven makes are simply none of my business.
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) April 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
17.
So it turns out that waking someone up to watch the sunrise is only romantic if they "know you"
— Matty (@bestestname.bsky.social) April 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
18.
*eats a vegetable*
I'm probably going to live forever— donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) April 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
19.
It's important to forgive. That way, their defenses are down when you exact revenge.
— Jack Boot (@jackboot.bsky.social) April 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
20.
I have been informed by management that "yes, let the hate flow through you" is an inappropriate thing to say on a work call
21.
fool me once, shame on you
fool me eight times, shame on the Mission Impossible series of films— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) April 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
22.
I’ve never won an Oscar or a Grammy but I did win a scholastic book fair award for excellence in reading and that came with a free personal pizza from Pizza Hut. You don’t get that when you win an Oscar.
— Octopus/Caveman (@octopuscaveman.bsky.social) April 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
23.
First person to prepare food table side: I cannot believe I forgot to do all of this bullshit in the back when I got here today. I sure hope it does not become a regular thing lol
24.
presidents should get a probationary period and if their approval rating falls below 50% at any point within their first three months in office we get to eject them from the country with a catapult
— slate (@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social) April 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I'm pretty sure it's a skateboard trick
— dan mentos (@danmentos.com) April 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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