25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Not to brag, but I watched a movie last night and only fell asleep and had to back up to see what I missed three times.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) April 30, 2025
14.
I'm sorry I was late I was watching someone on TikTok restore a bread slicer from the 1940's.
— Syrup Tishus (@Syrup_Tishus) April 30, 2025
15.
Why does Amazon tell me 'only 2 left in stock- order soon'? YOU ORDER SOON, you're the store.
— Anthony Jones (@proverbs_jones) April 29, 2025
16.
“Hi I wanted to know if you could help me find an obituary from a vague long-ago date for a person with an incredibly common name who may or may not have actually existed.”
“Absolutely! I was just looking for a way to spend my years until retirement.”— Lousy Librarian (@LousyLibrarian) April 30, 2025
17.
Once you hit a certain age, nobody’s carding you — they’re just checking to see if you’re an organ donor.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) April 29, 2025
18.
The person who invited me to “Monday Sunrise Yoga” doesn’t know me in three different ways.
— Rick Aaron (@RickAaron) April 29, 2025
19.
Sometimes I write my tweets extra slow and dumb so that Kevin Sorbo can enjoy them, too
— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) May 1, 2025
20.
I’m pretty laid back as long as plans don’t change and I don’t suffer any mild inconvenience.
— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) April 29, 2025
21.
"I need to talk to you" is a sentence that can make you remember every bad thing you have done in your life in 0.00000001 seconds
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) April 28, 2025
22.
There aren’t enough rap songs about quiet evenings at home alone
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) April 26, 2025
23.
I wonder if my call has actually been used for training purposes?
— "Add your name" Is this a test? (@WellImHere00) April 29, 2025
24.
Leaving the dentist office after once again promising to floss every single day pic.twitter.com/Ioy2dlhfxZ
— Corky St. Clair shady diva moments (@luxurytrash_) April 29, 2025
25.
Name a bigger lie.
I'll wait. pic.twitter.com/Ir4JuuE5P7
— Ed Hansberry – MVP (@ehansalytics) April 29, 2025
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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