An infinite number of monkeys might eventually type the works of Shakespeare, but it looks like they finished Reform UK’s law and order policy first
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That this is presented by the media as “policy” is why we are in this mess.
These are not serious people. These are monkey tennis ideas, as divorced from the reality of criminal justice as you might expect from a company fronted by multi-millionaire simpletons. https://t.co/IbZgMPS2AE
— The Secret Barrister (@BarristerSecret) July 21, 2025
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Nigel Farage doing what he does best – promising impossible nonsense that grabs the media headlines while making his followers come in their pants. More uncosted fantasy bullshit from Gobshite Goebbels. pic.twitter.com/5ITNYttB6G
— Parody Keir Starmer (@Parody_PM) July 21, 2025
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Reform's new coastal militia force, training in Derbyshire.
Led by its honorary Colonel Oakeshott pic.twitter.com/4WKi39OaIh— Inevitable Frank (@BotFinderUK) July 20, 2025
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"Tourists are increasingly reluctant to come to London because they know what is likely to happen to them once they arrive."
Nigel Farage, promoting the racist, anti-London narrative he helped to create. Reform hate London because its success lies in its diversity. #politicslive pic.twitter.com/lDCd4vHdm3
— paulusthewoodgnome (@woodgnomology) July 21, 2025
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If you deported a murderer back to their own country, which then chose to immediately release them from prison – do you think that would represent justice for the victim's family?
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 21, 2025
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“No crime is too small to be prosecuted”…except for rioting last summer – where Reform downplayed violence repeatedly https://t.co/ALl7svkTPy
— Torsten Bell (@TorstenBell) July 21, 2025
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Are you planning to deport yourself back to Moscow?
— Lance Lachlan ✌ (@lancelachlan) July 21, 2025
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Funny how all of Reform's batshit policy ideas will be funded by cutting foreign aid and scrapping net zero.
They've spent that money a dozen times over…— Inevitable Frank (@BotFinderUK) July 21, 2025
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Nigel Farage identifies the first 2 serious sex offenders to be sent to el Salvador.
Wait. Sorry. My mistake. These are pictures of him with his friends. pic.twitter.com/luBE1TBEgi
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) July 21, 2025
Dave Lawrence brought receipts.
Lee Anderson MP – community protection order
James McMurdock MP – jailed for assault on ex
Ant Middleton – possible Mayor of London candidate
– jailed 14 months for assaulting a male and female police officer after a nightclub bust-upGeorge Cottrell – jailed in US for 8… pic.twitter.com/RZYysb6dmd
— dave lawrence (@dave43law) July 21, 2025
The call is coming from inside the house.
A good start would be if you don't select criminals as MPs.
— Parody Keir Starmer (@Parody_PM) July 21, 2025
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