Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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Cookbook but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it
— Dx: Moonstruck (@moonstruckinnyc) July 30, 2025
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— Henry Winkler (@hwinkler4real) July 29, 2025
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If you look closely you can see that all the beverages already had containers https://t.co/fIuX4crVt1
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) July 31, 2025
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I see that Lady Chatterley’s Lover has a sequel… pic.twitter.com/MJNYKNgpQT
— John Donoghue (@JohnDonoghue64) July 31, 2025
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Wise words pic.twitter.com/NTiB7sZIsa
— wizardsofwood (@Thewearyadvent1) July 30, 2025
18.
I never understood why a set of false teeth is called "dentures".
They really missed an opportunity to call it “substitooths"
— Weekday Jokes (@weekdayjokes) July 31, 2025
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It’s so hot I’m pretty sure I just saw a buzzard blow on some roadkill before he ate it.
— Dad Named Matt (@mahnamematt) July 29, 2025
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Well, well, well. If it isn’t that thing I told my husband I did and hoped he’d never ask about again.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 29, 2025
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Welcome to your fifties! Enjoy your arm chair nap. Oh, I know, I know, you ''didn't sleep'' , you ''just closed'' your eyes
— Μαρια Κιτρινη (@greek_heanen) July 30, 2025
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Better stand right in front of the boarding line in case they start with zone 11 this time.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 30, 2025
23.
Me: *makes a mental note*
Also me: *immediately forgets mental note*
— Granite Man (@GraniteDhuine) July 31, 2025
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He wasn’t “the one,” but he did damage my ability to trust men who wear skull rings.
— 尺乇乃乇ccﾑ (@cheeky__gal) July 30, 2025
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Going to a concert is a fun way to spend $53 on two beers and a water.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) July 31, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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