25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
just been camping for the first time in my life and i have some valuable camping advice: take everything with you. Everything in your house. Take your whole house with you and live in it. Live inside your house, at home. Stay at home, living in your house with everything in your house.
— Cyriak (@cyriak.bsky.social) August 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
14.
“We are not at home to Mr Whinge” is something I actually just said to my 9 year old. What happened to me, man? I used to be cool.
— Felicity Hannah (@felicityhannah.bsky.social) August 2, 2025 at 10:37 AM
15.
At a Flaming Lips concert and every time the audience cheers they tell us to “keep it going” but like I’m pretty sure only one of us has a 9am zoom meeting tomorrow, Mr Lips
— maura quint (@mauraquint.bsky.social) August 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
16.
‘We care about your privacy’ says the company that makes me click through three windows on their website to deny them the right to take my data.
— Oisín McGann (@oisinmcgann.bsky.social) August 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
17.
my sister accused me of stealing clothes and i nearly shit her pants
— Midge (@midge.bsky.social) August 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
18.
I've never been good with things like Binary, so I bought a book titled 'Binary 101' to try and get my head around it.
Absolutely useless. It was apparently the fifth book in the series.
— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg.bsky.social) August 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
19.
hitman: how about i take you out tonight
his wife: what
— kattsdogma.bsky.social (@kattsdogma.bsky.social) August 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
20.
Just watched What Lies Beneath with Michelle Pfeiffer and Harrison Ford. Totally guessed in the first 2 mins that they’re both mermaids x
— BUCKERS (@deathofbuckley.bsky.social) August 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
21.
Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
— Gabino Iglesias (@gabino.bsky.social) August 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
22.
Once you own a dog, you are automatically added to the 'the body was found by a dog walker' lottery.
— Anon Opin (@anonopin.bsky.social) August 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
23.
COUNTERPOINT: Fuck the wasps.
— Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra (@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social) August 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
24.
London is increasingly under Shania law. And that don't impress me much.
— John Bull (@garius.bsky.social) August 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
25.
I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king
— eli yudin (@eliyudin.com) August 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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