18 savage side-eyes at Donald Trump’s weird rambling announcement about replacing the ‘exhausted’ grass in Washington DC
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One more time. If he was dressed in rags and pushing around a shopping cart on Okeechobee Boulevard muttering this, West Palm Beach cops would Baker Act him in a heart beat. https://t.co/rdfcVK6rT9
— S.V. Dáte (@svdate) August 13, 2025
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I almost want journalists to just blurt out random things like
“What do you think about water pressure?”
“Tell us about the Panama Canal!”
“Al Capone! Hannibal Lector!”
Just to see him ramble on about a bunch of nonsense. https://t.co/Y5DTOG0ogq
— Decoding Fox News (@DecodingFoxNews) August 13, 2025
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Now that's the weave. https://t.co/lDkSM7Dpdh
— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) August 13, 2025
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We'll redo the grass with the finest grasses. I know a lot about grass. I own a lot of golf courses. If you don't have good grass, you aren't in business very long. https://t.co/bRRIixP2Ut pic.twitter.com/OC6QRtGbJO
— Journalistic Facts (@JournalistFact1) August 13, 2025
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Just what I look for in a President. The micromanagement of the grass in our nation's parks. https://t.co/lYxeorbwg3
— Bruce Crossing (@MiMagaWatch) August 13, 2025
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So old grass in DC is the emergency requiring federalization. Got it.
— David Martin (@DavidMartinNoVa) August 13, 2025
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Whenever you think things can’t get any dumber, just wait 5 minutes: https://t.co/9Znvng5TtZ
— Spiro’s Ghost (@AntiToxicPeople) August 13, 2025
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“The grass is tired, and we're gonna redo grass because the grass is so tired. I know grass better than anyone, I've done a lot with grass.” No, that is not a quote from a landscaper with severe brain damage, that’s a quote from the president* of the United States. Fucking moron. pic.twitter.com/wVoBc1e0DK
— Scary Larry ✊ (@aintscarylarry) August 13, 2025
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His grass is grass: In the clearest example that his cognitive is gone, Trump says the word "grass" eight times in a 26-second span, and this deluded old man will be seated across from Putin in Alaska.
Where's the coverage on his cognitive decline?pic.twitter.com/DbmosmmeMX
— Really American (@ReallyAmerican1) August 13, 2025
Oh!
Hey, not to worry you, but this 80-year-old dementia patient has the nuclear codes.
— Rebel Party (@Sjacobs2020) August 13, 2025
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