25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
— Kim Kelly (@kimkelly.bsky.social) August 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
14.
me looking for the person who keeps making me get in fights on the internet
— cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) August 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
15.
Great idea, let's write our own wedding vows. I can't think of a better way to kick off my eternity with you than a homework assignment.
— Jack Boot (@jackboot.bsky.social) August 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
16.
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
— Colin Carlson (@colincarlson.bsky.social) August 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
17.
Devastated to learn that Barbara Cartland isn't a theme park.
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@misterabk.bsky.social) August 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
18.
The Edinburgh Fringe has an award for Best Show but if they made an award for ‘Person Who Walked Past Angus Deayton Three Times Yesterday’ I’d scoop the lot
— Ruth Husko (@dankackroyd.bsky.social) August 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
19.
To: All Staff
Subject: IMPORTANT REMINDER!!!NEVER lend animals your phone to order items online. Gavin just confiscated another anvil and six rockets from the coyote enclosure.
— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) August 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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WIFE: The new neighbors were kind enough to invite us to dinner. Please try to be normal.
ME: of course.
[later]
ME (using a fork to put a layer of butter between two potato chips): You know, buildings are really insects — their skeletons are on the outside to protect the teeming life within
21.
Dongcaster?
— Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra (@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social) August 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
22.
A haunted house that makes you say goodbye to someone at the end before leaving in the same direction
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) August 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
23.
[god inventing horses]
make a sexy donkey— dan mentos (@danmentos.com) August 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
24.
i’ll spend the rest of my life learning how to use new little gadgets that are supposed to make my life easier(but don’t) then i’ll die
25.
[sea world]
TOUR GUIDE: a shark can grow up to 8 feet
OCTOPUS: what the fuck
— Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) August 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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