Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me https://t.co/CNFgK9uiJm
— lumi❄️ (@wydlumi) October 12, 2025
14.
Meghan Markle at every royal function #CelebrityTraitors pic.twitter.com/2IYYIicNYm
— Samuel Stirling (@samjstirling) October 15, 2025
15.
Underrated Beastie Boys Single. pic.twitter.com/XbYgCUJNL5
— Lee Knipe (@knipey43) October 13, 2025
16.
My wife said we would save money on Halloween candy if we bought it at Aldi so I guess we're handing out Twicks, Skattles, and 4 Musketeers.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 15, 2025
17.
Hate it when I flip my pillow over to the cool side and accidentally knock over my nightstand spaghetti and meatballs
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) October 12, 2025
18.
Been doing this for years and not a single headline pic.twitter.com/IpZOqkCoCd
— Ruth Husko (@dank_ackroyd) October 15, 2025
19.
Not gonna lie toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps and buttered noodles
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) October 17, 2025
20.
Ummmm no I don’t watch “Instagram Reels.” I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) October 14, 2025
21.
If you want to have the biggest fight of your entire life in an aisle at Costco over the size of garbage bags you need at home, marriage might be for you.
— smerobin (@smerobin) October 13, 2025
22.
If you’re wondering at what age your kid will remember to clean out her lunchbox at the beginning of the school break instead of the end of the break, it’s not 12.
— krista (@kristabellerina) October 12, 2025
23.
Only God and grossly misinformed social media accounts can judge me now.
— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) October 13, 2025
24.
Your birthday as an adult primarily consists of replying “Thanks!” to people you haven’t talked to in 6 years.
— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) October 14, 2025
25.
I'm ageing very inconsistently. I still have the body of a waifish starving artist, but now I have the face of the father he's disappointing.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) October 11, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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