The usual suspects had their tinsel in a twist over the packaging of Tesco’s Christmas trees, and got fact-checked into the New Year

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“idiots being outraged by Tesco Christmas trees Sir – thousands of em” pic.twitter.com/FAqSOHUIDd

— Rob B (@RobBfromDerby) November 16, 2025

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Don’t panic everyone, put the pitchforks down, I can confirm that Tesco are indeed still selling “Christmas trees”. Luckily you all have plenty of time to recover from this terrible scare seeing as we’re still in the middle of fucking November. https://t.co/Ilk3rKaDo5 pic.twitter.com/QR38FvX5ok

— Hannah Ponting (@hannahponting06) November 17, 2025

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Jesus died on the Christmas Tree for all our sins. Tesco you are a disgrace. i am fewmin. Cheers, kids are crying!!! pic.twitter.com/HiDNJlJCTx

— Razor Marone (@Streettough) November 17, 2025

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Yes, they know, that's why they're calling them Christmas trees.

Oh look, they've cancelled "Christmas" turkey and "Christmas" cards too, let's all collectively shit ourselves!!!

You're pathetic. pic.twitter.com/t01dtUNMXF

— BiblicalGangsta (@BiblicalGangsta) November 16, 2025

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((Susan shouting at the weekend girl on Tesco customer service desk))

Why doesn't it say CHRISTMAS TWIGLETS?????? I want to speak to the manager. https://t.co/xuNMLZz1gh

— redinthehead (@rednthehead) November 16, 2025

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“That was They’ve Cancelled Christmas by The Usual Suspects.” pic.twitter.com/Fbf53y4Vzr

— Mark Hammond (@MarkHam80780803) November 17, 2025

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— Peter.Morgan (@stumpysdad) November 17, 2025

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This is how easy it is to troll the far right. The dumb fucks fall for it every damn year. This mouth breather even forgot to crop out the Christmas sign. https://t.co/c5zehAfC9y

— Four Seasons Total Landscaping (@TotalSeasons) November 17, 2025

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went to Tesco today and they were selling Christmas trees as Christmas trees

gutted as I needed some absolutely shite engagement bait for the endless culture war pic.twitter.com/csuqbS2Q3l

— Aidan James (@mcandidate) November 17, 2025

It’s not even a new policy to simply describe the tree on the box.

Here is a Tesco tree box from 30 years ago. I cannot see the worse Christmas on it.
Can you fucking melts stop pretending that this is some new occurrence and get a life? https://t.co/NBqR1B0ZcP pic.twitter.com/6fg2B6ccrY

— Martin ️‍ ️‍⚧️ (@DoUknowThisGay) November 17, 2025

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