Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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The whole… All of them? pic.twitter.com/3qdyla0PMS
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) November 29, 2025
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I was up in the loft today clearing out junk and I came across this old painting.
I think it's a Constable. pic.twitter.com/1pIm122He3
— Dave † (@daveguitarjones) November 30, 2025
16.
I love this area but every other shop is called “Boy Wizard No Lawsuit Shop” https://t.co/9xPCahGw36
— Susannah Black Roberts (@suzania) December 1, 2025
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They should do a reverse hallmark christmas movie where a small town girl who appreciates the little things in life visits nyc and discovers the true meaning of urban hedonism
— Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) December 2, 2025
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what kind of parents go abroad for 2 weeks and leave their child home alone?! (mine) its absolutely disgusting (i’m in my 30’s)
— jessica⚡️ (@jessicax444) December 1, 2025
19.
Sleeping on an air mattress is great for when you want to start off on a bed and end up on the floor.
— Kristen (@Kica333) November 29, 2025
20.
Dear @ITVX , just because I am watching Agatha Christie it does not mean I need a walk in bath or a funeral plan.
— Book-ish (@Bookishcrick) December 1, 2025
21.
i’m sad but not like sad enough to be a good painter or whatever
— ໊ (@meishato) November 29, 2025
22.
the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) November 29, 2025
23.
If you read the nativity story backwards it’s about a couple who get robbed at a party in a barn and trade their baby for a donkey to ride home on.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) December 1, 2025
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Cameras on phones have robbed us of the art form known as "Using up the roll of film by taking a picture of Dad in the lounge."
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) December 2, 2025
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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months
— Megan Johnson (@megansarahj) December 4, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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