25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
Me: one, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war
Congress: c- can he do that?
— the hype (@thehyyyype.bsky.social) February 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
14.
"Don't worry about being on a streamer your Majesty, they'll take great care where your film is placed…"
— Tom Jamieson (@tomjam.bsky.social) February 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
15.
Last night I was boldly proclaiming myself as being immune to propaganda and cult when my wife helpfully reminded me that one time at a very fancy sushi restaurant I let the chef feed me an egg yolk from his palm like I was a horsey.
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) February 8, 2026 at 11:15 AM
16.
who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
— born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social) February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
17.
i can understand a bad bunny song easier than i can understand anything eddie vedder sings and i don’t speak any spanish.
18.
Hi Barbara? Yeah I just saw the posters you put up and no, I have not seen your cat but I'd love to. Is now a good time to come take a look?
— Troutman (@robotrowboat.bsky.social) February 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
19.
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
— ceej (@ceej.online) February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
20.
Why no Autumn Olympics for conker and leaf-based sports?
— Richard Blandford (@rblandford.bsky.social) February 10, 2026 at 11:46 AM
21.
It’s depressing to hear that Ian McKellen will be playing Gandalf again. Surely he’s hogged the role for long enough and it’s time to give Timothée Chalamet a turn
— pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) February 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
22.
"Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in" – Al Pacino, not really understanding the Hokey Cokey.
23.
Watched that Melania film because I was interested in what happened after she left her family and the trouble she had with Miss Trunchbull and went to live with Miss Honey, but it’s almost like they didn’t care about continuity in this sequel 2/10 wouldn’t recommend
— Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) February 5, 2026 at 7:53 AM
24.
My Apple Watch just tapped me on the wrist and congratulated me, with great enthusiasm and a fancy badge, on DOUBLING my move goal for the day.
The specific move which took me over that milestone was lifting a biscuit from the packet on this sofa to my mouth.
— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison.bsky.social) February 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
25.
DATE: i’m a dog person
ME: (trying to impress) *sniffs their butt*
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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