Someone asked which jobs would suit people who hate everyone, and these 17 fit the grumpy bill
10.
The guy who controls traffic light timing. pic.twitter.com/5asIED40th
— JakMoy (@JakMoy1) March 24, 2026
11.
Member of Parliament for Clacton-on-Sea https://t.co/K6LiYPWYcl
— Has Ahmed (@HasAhmed_) March 24, 2026
12.
Have you tried online shitposting?
— meme bastard 💚 (@mask_bastard) March 24, 2026
13.
It’s called Tech Support! pic.twitter.com/bo4gaz1OpY
— US Homeland Security News (@defense_civil25) March 24, 2026
14.
I chose to work in scientific research so I wouldn’t have to deal with the general public. It’s not about hating people it’s about not wanting to put up with their nonsense.
— Darrell Clinton (@DarrellClinton9) March 24, 2026
15.
Drill Sergeant
— ฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ (@BattleByrd) March 24, 2026
16.
Arborist, trees can’t talk
deal with grumpy people from time to time when you own it tho
— AK (@ATKequity) March 24, 2026
17.
The female traffic warden in Truro seems to both enjoy her job and hate people.
— Queen Bee (@KingBobIIV) March 24, 2026
We suspect Ada might be on the payrol of Big Mortuary.
If people aren’t your thing, the morgue’s got options 😌
Mortuary assistant
Autopsy technician
Forensic pathology assistant
Embalmer
Medical examiner’s office technician
Body transport/removal servicesQuiet environment, minimal small talk, and everyone stays respectfully…
— Ada (@adanonso_) March 24, 2026
H/T Clinton Image Screengrab