Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
How is it 2026 and we still don’t have a dustpan that doesn’t leave a line.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) May 19, 2026
14.
Cronenberg movies are like what if you turned into a sex monster and died… in TORONTO
— Aba Amuquandoh (@abaquan) May 19, 2026
15.
Going by the classic image of Helen of Troy, @RealCarrotTop should play her. pic.twitter.com/KDKclx0fHJ
— Mike Reiss (@MikeReissWriter) May 18, 2026
16.
Walls have feelings too. pic.twitter.com/HeWJZ13C6B
— Granite Man (@GraniteDhuine) May 20, 2026
17.
Me: Hey, can you print this black and white document?
Printer: I am offline.
Me: No, you are not. Can you please just print this black and white document?
Printer: With my MAGENTA low??? Bro, you sound insane right now.
— Ᏽ (@OrevaZSN) May 19, 2026
18.
If the T-1000 could take on any form, why didn’t it just become a surfboard and wait for John Connor to hang ten?
— Bummer T. Vibes, Esq (@VibesBummer) May 19, 2026
19.
*unmutes* “nothing from my end thanks” pic.twitter.com/AWDtnzethX
— Overheard on Wall Street (@OHWallStreet) May 19, 2026
20.
Explaining lettuce to an American: pic.twitter.com/1wOw4BuEjd
— Fail Father of Four (@rulesdisobeyer) May 19, 2026
21.
It’s extremely rare to catch wild buses drinking water. pic.twitter.com/nD8BQy8qTC
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) May 17, 2026
22.
You can just yell "my car's here" and run out of most social situations
— . (@im_all_id) May 19, 2026
23.
They should do a version of West Side Story that isn't a musical and is set in the 1500's.
— SentientBunnySuit (@SuitSentient) May 19, 2026
24.
Slow nudes day. pic.twitter.com/2rreCLDtOg
— Julie D Irwin (@JDIrwinbooks) May 20, 2026
25.
son: what was the best movie when you were a kid?
me: uhhhh, we had one about a teenage werewolf
son: and he went around eating people?
me: he played basketball
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) May 21, 2026
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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