Men have been sharing what they’d do if they knew they’d get away with it – 17 revealing aspirations
10.
‘Throwing handfuls of pebbles at people who ask questions like this.’
-Milksteak529
11.
‘Take a portable Angle grinder to the 100+ flock cameras in my fucking town.’
-PM_Me_LIFESTORYS_pLs
12.
‘Carry a bag everywhere, like a purse.
‘I’ve been carrying a satchel almost everywhere I go for about a year now, and it’s amazing. I’ve always got my sunglasses, wallet, glasses wipes, medicine, umbrella, power bank, Swiss Army knife…and I still have room for a library book or small purchases. A lady complimented it the other day and I was like, “Thanks! Look at all the stuff I can carry!!!”
‘Men, don’t be afraid! Carry a bag!’
-kuluka_man
13.
‘Drink beer while taking a leak while living in the forest as a nudist caveman.’
-marshall_eriksen_esq
14.
‘Ignore everyone else’s birthday
‘Nothing worse than getting something you’re not interested in like socks and then expected to get the most magical well thought out gift for everyone else’
-HobNob_Pack
15.
‘Rob a bank and get into a high speed chase. If you’re 100% going to get away with it, why not.’
-XchrisZ
16.
‘Drop a tiny object from a reeeaallly tall height.’
-falconfetus8
17.
‘Kiss the homies goodnight’
-Romanalbatross
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