25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
13.
If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) 19 August 2026 at 20:01
14.
Employee meeting
Me: So how many versions of "Nothing Compares to You" do we need on the playlist? Can we narrow it down to 5?
— A.L. likely (@alvildalikely.bsky.social) 24 August 2026 at 11:44
15.
Before the internet the only way to block people was to close your eyes, cover your ears and sing "We Built This City" super loud. It was awful
— It's Abby. Yep (@itsabbyyep.bsky.social) 24 August 2026 at 02:47
16.
One bean to rule them all
One bean to find them
One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them— Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) 24 August 2026 at 04:29
17.
baby grand pianos imply the existence of sex organs
— m@thew (@tweetpotato314.bsky.social) 23 August 2026 at 23:09
18.
Ooh a text notification. Ah, I'll deal with that later. Better leave the notification so I don't forget. Ooh a text notification.
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) 21 August 2026 at 18:12
19.
Just once, I would love a company to say, “Success! You have been unsubscribed,” instead of, “Are you sure? 😔 I’m… I’m getting so cold. Mama? Poppop, is that you???”
— BayBayFriend (@baybayfriend.bsky.social) 22 August 2026 at 00:04
20.
I’m now imagining the Plasticine Epoch, during which Wallace and Gromit ruled the world.
— Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) 24 August 2026 at 12:33
21.
just hoovered up a plectrum, as they say in Great Britain
— particle dogs (@particledogs.bsky.social) 22 August 2026 at 19:55
22.
You can survive most horror movies by politely but firmly saying "no thank you"
— Deeny they/them (@geraldinepiche.bsky.social) 25 August 2026 at 14:16
23.
Subway is a great place to see people make the worst possible decisions about sandwiches
— Emma Bolden (@emmabolden.bsky.social) 24 August 2026 at 03:29
24.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion . . . except people that don't drink coffee or don't eat bacon.
25.
I live in a gated community (jail)
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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
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