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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week

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If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.

— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) 19 August 2026 at 20:01

14.

Employee meeting

Me: So how many versions of "Nothing Compares to You" do we need on the playlist? Can we narrow it down to 5?

— A.L. likely (@alvildalikely.bsky.social) 24 August 2026 at 11:44

15.

Before the internet the only way to block people was to close your eyes, cover your ears and sing "We Built This City" super loud. It was awful

— It's Abby. Yep (@itsabbyyep.bsky.social) 24 August 2026 at 02:47

16.

One bean to rule them all
One bean to find them
One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

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— Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) 24 August 2026 at 04:29

17.

baby grand pianos imply the existence of sex organs

— m@thew (@tweetpotato314.bsky.social) 23 August 2026 at 23:09

18.

Ooh a text notification. Ah, I'll deal with that later. Better leave the notification so I don't forget. Ooh a text notification.

— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) 21 August 2026 at 18:12

19.

Just once, I would love a company to say, “Success! You have been unsubscribed,” instead of, “Are you sure? 😔 I’m… I’m getting so cold. Mama? Poppop, is that you???”

— BayBayFriend (@baybayfriend.bsky.social) 22 August 2026 at 00:04

20.

I’m now imagining the Plasticine Epoch, during which Wallace and Gromit ruled the world.

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— Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) 24 August 2026 at 12:33

21.

just hoovered up a plectrum, as they say in Great Britain

— particle dogs (@particledogs.bsky.social) 22 August 2026 at 19:55

22.

You can survive most horror movies by politely but firmly saying "no thank you"

— Deeny they/them (@geraldinepiche.bsky.social) 25 August 2026 at 14:16

23.

Subway is a great place to see people make the worst possible decisions about sandwiches

— Emma Bolden (@emmabolden.bsky.social) 24 August 2026 at 03:29

24.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion . . . except people that don't drink coffee or don't eat bacon.

— Marc (@runoldman.bsky.social) 23 August 2026 at 14:39

25.

I live in a gated community (jail)

— Siege (@tellumsiege.bsky.social) 22 August 2026 at 01:26

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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week

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