Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

13.

Trump's low approval numbers raise new questions about Joe Biden's ability to connect with voters.

— NYTPitchbot (@DougJBalloon) September 23, 2026

14.

Alien looking over my shoulder: why do you close the app and then immediately open it again
Me: I don’t like your tone

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) September 19, 2026

15.

interviewer: why are you interested in this role?

me after Easy Applying to 300 jobs last week with no idea which one this is: pic.twitter.com/FHCU7jJ15W

— Adam Karpiak (@Adam_Karpiak) September 20, 2026

16.

but those are my emotional support open tabs that ill never look at again and make my computer slow

— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) September 22, 2026

17.

I said to my wife;
"These new scales are great. I can tell how much my poo weighs."
Wife: "So you weigh yourself before and after and the difference is the weight of your poo?"
Me; "Er, yeah, I guess you could do it that way."

— Robert Wilkinson (@robertwlk) September 19, 2026

18.

Don’t anthropomorphise LLMs, they hate that.

— Arthur Dent (@ArthurCDent) September 19, 2026

19.

Just watching an old documentary tonight, something about data centers, ai and robots. pic.twitter.com/bHp8w4JXl5

— Fake History Hunter (@fakehistoryhunt) September 19, 2026

20.

First thing I do to my 2 pillows before I go to sleep pic.twitter.com/YTQQgvDWCD

— Lefty (@LeftyBetz) September 20, 2026

21.

I think the hardest part about being a butler would be constantly being accused of murder. #NotSorry

— Dzintra – Author (@DzintraSullivan) September 20, 2026

22.

#SideSplittingSunday #LunchPun🍸 pic.twitter.com/wXEQ7WLA8B

— Lord Viking (@LordVikingLive) September 20, 2026

23.

“Everything” bagel WITH cream cheese? Sounds like it didn’t have everything on it after all

— turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) (@turbomander) September 19, 2026

24.

EVERY CHEF ON TV:
"TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE
SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA

— Jonathan Slater (@slater57649) September 19, 2026

25.

Got my Covid booster and my flu shot today. Having never snorted cocaine off the toilet seat, I thought it was a good idea!

— Robert Picardo (@RobertPicardo) September 23, 2026

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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

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