I’ll show up with no costume of my own, start borrowing pieces of everyone else’s outfits, drink all their water, and flip on every light in the house.
I’m Gen X. I spent my childhood terrified of quicksand, spontaneous human combustion and the Bermuda Triangle. Turns out I should’ve been worried about my knees.
if you sell me snack size package with 8 cookies in it then tell me a serving size is 2, i hope you and everyone in your company get hemorrhoids. respectfully
— S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler (@_indica_sky) October 3, 2026
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Arachnophobia is stupid, just let spiders get married
I think some parents get so focused on giving their baby a unique name that they forget they’re also naming a future 42-year-old who’s going to have to introduce themselves in a work meeting.
