According to Donald Trump, the Reflecting Pool was an unstoppable killing machine that nobody knew about until he put a stop to it

What in hell is he talking about?
I know he's mentally diseased, but he has zero command of the language.
"We are losing to death 3 people a week"???
Either he's been married to Melania too long, or they didn't teach split infinitives in his fancy boarding school.

— Annie van Leur (@AnnevanLeur) November 2, 2026

He is the dumbest president in the world.

— 9 (@SGB798) November 2, 2026

I don't understand where he comes up with all these lies. He has so many stories that are just totally made up. It blows my mind that people believe him.

— MichelleH 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 (@michelle_8972) November 2, 2026

Is the pool swallowing the dead because I think we all would have remembered that.

— Keddie (@Keddiebqw) November 2, 2026

I know this is useless but imagine if Obama wore a fucking trucker hat.

— Dane Rauschenberg (@SeeDaneRun) November 2, 2026

Inspirational closing arguments from a Mad King. We’ve stopped 156 drownings a year in the reflection pool?! 🤔

— David Kay (@DavidKa98197822) November 2, 2026

Bruh, this guy has some bizarre form of dementia and Americans are just letting him carry around the nuclear codes like everything's normal…..

— Xmus Waxon Flaxon Jaxon 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 (@chairmanMAO_92) November 2, 2026

All 3 of my cats are smarter than this fool. Even the dumb cat https://t.co/DlwVJ5gZx1

— Erin, not karen (@erinelyzabeth) November 3, 2026

There are no words for how fucking braindead yall are for electing this https://t.co/OvbBxPUJrq

— The Saurus (@TheSaurus831) November 2, 2026